Slam-Bang

Want to improve the quality of your writing? Have you have heard of subliminal learning? All you gotta do is get rid of about half your living room furniture(or your bed), buy a Bowflex exercise machine and a copy of the double Bob Dylan album The Essential Bob Dylan and start working out regularly.

The way this works, on your cheezy little new thrift store stereo, you play one of the CDs in your new album and happily hammer out the reps while, over a coupla years, those archaic(Bob’s words) songs with his “slam-bang actions words” become part of you. Subterranean Homesick Blues and Tangled Up In Blue are not on the same disc. Maggie’s Farm will fry you early, but Maggie’s brother will have a second coming. This is my exact experience.